This just in! Donald, the Donald, the Trumpster was just placed under arrest as he stepped off his Trump Plane to meet with President Enrique Pena Nieto. Apparently he was traveling without his passport and when the authorities searched his plane it was reported that there was contraband on board. Trump was immediately taken to the prison in Ciudad Juarez where the infamous "El Chapo" is currently located. It was also reported that Melania was considered as an illegal alien due to her immigration status being in question within the US.
The Donald is expected to be located in a cell right next to El Chapo in the maximum security wing. Secretary of State John Kerry is unavailable for comment, but President Obama released a statement that they are working closely with the Mexican government in securing the imprisonment of Donald Trump, as well as the confiscation of his plane.