A compound developed by the CIA during the Brezhnev-Nixon years is reportedly responsible for the continuous sniffing by Donald J. Trump during the first Presidential Debate. The compound know by SNFALT was created by the CIA to infect forward troops of the enemy causing them to sniffle continuously and thereby alerting the enemy to their presence. It is rumored that Hillary Clinton with her many ties managed to gain access to SNFALT and had it applied to Donald Trump's mic before the debate last night.
The constant sniffing by the candidate generated obvious concern over Donald's health, and has raised questions about a possible drug problem. A possible way to alleviate the sniffing is to quickly snort Koolaid into the nostril therefore coating the nerves that trigger the sniffing. It is recommended next time that the Trump team place a prophylactic covering over the mic right before the debate begins to ensure that SNFALT is not an issue.